H.F.I.L (Home For Infinite Losers)

[Narrator]

HFIL (Home For Infinite Losers) is a spiritual realm in Other World where the souls of the wicked and damned (and sometimes, in the case of Piccolo, Goku, and Pikkon, protagonists) go after they die. There are many different versions of Hell, as it is implied that each planet has its own area of Hell. The only versions of Hell shown being Earth's Hell.

[Goku]

Goku was watching what was happening when he saw Rasha go crazy on Raditz. He was surprised seeing how strong she was and he was about to say something when he saw her go at Raditz and hit him so hard he went flying right into him knocking both of them off the path of snake. He managed to grab Raditz and also the edge of snake way.

He struggled for a moment to get a good hold of Raditz but as he tried to get a better grip he lost his hold and the both of them fell down through the clouds and into the realm of Hell.

When the both of them hit the ground Goku looked up and noticed they fell far from snake way.

[Raditz]

Raditz didn't know what hit him, the last thing he remembered was trying to put himself between the large Snake and his siblings before waking up with a massive pain shooting through his body. It seemed to originate from his head and expand outwards.

Raditz looked around and noticed he was no longer on Snake Way. Instead he was on a solid surface with what looked to be golden clouds covering the sky above him. Painfully he got back to his feet and noticed Kakarot also looking up. "Kakarot, what happened, where are Rasha and that Snake? This can't be King Kai's is it?" Raditz groaned.

Raditz looked around some more as he waited for his brother to respond as he noticed more of the little ground clouds littering the area. Wait, were they dead? Why were they not turned into little clouds?

[Goku]

Goku was looking up when Raditz came too. He looked at him as he got up and he heard him ask what happened and he said, "We fell off Snake Way...you got Rasha mad and she hit you hard enough to knock you into me and we both fell off the path..." He said and paused then said, "I don't think she intended to do that..."

He then looked around some more and said, "I don't think we died, but we are in Hell and if I remember right...King Yemma said there was no way out, but I don't believe it..."

[Raditz]

Raditz looked over at his younger brother, "I got her mad!? Wait hold on here, I put myself in harm's way to protect you two from that thing... and it's my fault she got mad!?" Raditz couldn't believe the turn around on his twin. "Spoiled as ever. Doesn't get her way and throws a tantrum!" Raditz was making quite a bit of noise as he paced back and forth...

Raditz stopped in his tracks as the realization of what his brother just said sunk in. His face turned flush and he looked like he was about to vomit. "What do you mean we are in Hell?" Raditz walked over to Kakarot and grabbed him by the tunic with both of his hands. "Tell me you have an idea then?"

[Goku]

Raditz looked over at his younger brother, "I got her mad!? Wait hold on here, I put myself in harm's way to protect you two from that thing... and it's my fault she got mad!?" Raditz couldn't believe the turn around on his twin. "Spoiled as ever. Doesn't get her way and throws a tantrum!" Raditz was making quite a bit of noise as he paced back and forth...

Raditz stopped in his tracks as the realization of what his brother just said sunk in. His face turned flush and he looked like he was about to vomit. "What do you mean we are in Hell?" Raditz walked over to Kakarot and grabbed him by the tunic with both of his hands. "Tell me you have an idea then?"

Goku turned his attention to Raditz who was putting blame on Rasha and calling her spoiled and he said, "Why do you keep saying she is spoiled? I remember King Yemma telling us not to kill anyone and it looked like you was going to kill that snake...what if that snake was a test? and maybe Rasha saw the danger you were about to put yourself in...if you ask me that wasn't being spoiled, its more like she was just mad at you for not listening...but man did you see that crazy show she put on...where did that power come from?"

He then saw Raditz start to freak out over their current location and when he grabbed him by his Gi top he said, "Whoa...hold on!...we are still alive and if we are still alive then there must be a way out of this..." he said as he pushed Raditz away so he would release him.

[Goz and Mez]

Not to far from where the two unexpected saiyans where, was approaching to Ogres. One of them a light shade of blue, and the other a vibrant red with glasses. As the approached the two humanoid figures the started talking to each other and readying their clubs. "Mez did you here that loud crash earlier?" said Goz. "I most certainly did Goz." Mez replied, "And I'm willing to bet it's those two over there." the pair approached abd smashed their clubs onto the heads of two humanoids knocking them to the ground.

"Well would you look at that Mez, these guys don't have halos. I guess they are still alive." said Goz to his red counterpart. "It looks like your right Goz," he replied and then pointed his club at the two on the ground, "State your business. Why are you alive and how did you get to Hell?"

[Raditz]

Raditz let go of his brother and looked down at him. "Test? She was trying to eat me Kakarot!! Then she was coming for both of you. What would you have done? Let her!?" Raditz sighed. "No, Kakarot I didn't see her show. I did see her use a variation of one of our father's techniques. Then literally waking up in Hell." Raditz fumed.

Turning around Raditz patted himself down as he realized Kakarot was right. As far as he could tell he was still alive. "Alright," Raditz responded just before he felt another pain in his head as he was konked by one of the ogres.

[Goku]

Raditz let go of his brother and looked down at him. "Test? She was trying to eat me Kakarot!! Then she was coming for both of you. What would you have done? Let her!?" Raditz sighed. "No, Kakarot I didn't see her show. I did see her use a variation of one of our father's techniques. Then literally waking up in Hell." Raditz fumed.

Turning around Raditz patted himself down as he realized Kakarot was right. As far as he could tell he was still alive. "Alright," Raditz responded just before he felt another pain in his head as he was konked by one of the ogres.

Goku looked at Raditz and said, "Rasha was only trying to help you..." He said then asked "Why are you so rough on her? ..."

He then felt a heavy klonk to his head and he immediately cringed and went, "Hey...ouch!!" he then rubbed his head and looked at who hit him and found two ogre's. He then heard what they said and he said,"Ahh we fell off Snake Way after we had an accident..." He then stepped closer and said, "Do you know how we can get back up on snake way?"

[Goz and Mez]

The two looked at each other as the two seem to be strong enough to handle hits from their clubs quite well. "Oh, so you fell off Snake Way, tragically unfortunate right Goz?" the red ogre looked to his blue counterpart. "That's very tragic. Unfortunately there is only one way out of here, but their are stipulations. First You'll have to beat me in a wrestling match and the only one who has beaten me is our boss King Yemma, then..." "You'll have to beat me in an epic game of H.I.F.L tag and the only one who has caught me is our boss King Yemma. So think you have what it takes to beat the two of us."

The Ogres then posed on the two they just clubbed and smiled. It's been awhile since anyone has ever challenged them to their best games. They looked at the two waiting for a response.

[Raditz]

Raditz looked at the pair of Ogres as the welp on his own head was clearly visible, "Hold that thought Kakarot." Raditz said as the pair mentioned there being an actual way out of here. "Do we each have to win against you, or do you just have to loose to one of us." Raditz knew how strong he was and was confident he could strong arm the blue one easy enough. Kakarot would be on his own when it came to catching the red one.

[Goku]

Goku listened to the ogres and then he heard what Raditz said but he honestly didn't want to hang out down here for some boring sports of cat and mouse. He wanted to get out of here and back onto Snake way.

He then stepped forward and said, "That sounds fun and all...but say we do these challenges...then how do we get out of here?...is there an exit or something?..."

[Goz and Mez]

Goku listened to the ogres and then he heard what Raditz said but he honestly didn't want to hang out down here for some boring sports of cat and mouse. He wanted to get out of here and back onto Snake way.

He then stepped forward and said, "That sounds fun and all...but say we do these challenges...then how do we get out of here?...is there an exit or something?..."

The Ogres looked at each other then back at the two standing in front of them. Goz began to laugh as Mez said, "Yeah let's say you hypothetically beat us. Just over there..." Mez pointed, just a little away from them, at a hole in the wall with a tree next to it, "That hole in the wall by the forbidden tree will get you back up to Snake Way. Also please don't eat that fruit. We were tasked by King Yemma to protect it." Before Mez could finish Goz piped up and stated, "Just eating one piece of fruit will keep your belly full for 3 months and will increase your strength 3 times over. So don't get any fancy ideas you two." Goz and Mez looked at each other and smiled smuggly to here the two before them to accept their challenge.

[Raditz]

Raditz was going to accept the Ogres' request when he caught on to what Kakarot was doing. That saved a lot of time, Raditz thought to himself. These two didn't seem to have a single braincell between them. Raditz looked around them as he smiled, "Seems like a reasonable deal to me. Don't you think Kakarot."

Raditz rushed the pair of ogres going for the red one first, "Kakarot! GO!" Raditz raised his hands to use his ki to create a bright flash to blind the two morons. Raditz swept the leg of each ogre in turn only to hoist them over his head and toss them into a nearby fountain. Raditz then laughed. "That was a fun little game, but we can't stay for another round."

Raditz looked at his handy work before he followed behind his brother towards the exit of this place. Raditz suddenly stopped and looked over at the forbidden tree. "Revenge is sweet and I bet that that fruit is as well." Raditz sneered as he rushed over and cut down several of them before he caught up to Kakarot, handing him one of his spoils.

[Goku]

Raditz was going to accept the Ogres' request when he caught on to what Kakarot was doing. That saved a lot of time, Raditz thought to himself. These two didn't seem to have a single braincell between them. Raditz looked around them as he smiled, "Seems like a reasonable deal to me. Don't you think Kakarot."

Raditz rushed the pair of ogres going for the red one first, "Kakarot! GO!" Raditz raised his hands to use his ki to create a bright flash to blind the two morons. Raditz swept the leg of each ogre in turn only to hoist them over his head and toss them into a nearby fountain. Raditz then laughed. "That was a fun little game, but we can't stay for another round."

Raditz looked at his handy work before he followed behind his brother towards the exit of this place. Raditz suddenly stopped and looked over at the forbidden tree. "Revenge is sweet and I bet that that fruit is as well." Raditz sneered as he rushed over and cut down several of them before he caught up to Kakarot, handing him one of his spoils.

Goku looked over at Raditz as he spoke and he said, "Yep!..." He then watched as Raditz rushed the pair of Ogre's and when he told him to go he ran for the exit and as he did Raditz caught up with him and handed him a fruit. He ate it up as they ran and he only glanced back a moment then called out to the ogre's, "THANKS FOR SHOWING US THE WAY OUT!!" he then gave a smile and a solute then darted through the exit with Raditz right behind him.

When they came out of the exit they found themselves back at the entrance to Snake Way he then said, "Well here we go again...this time lets not stop to see Princess Snake..." He gave a chuckle and started to run as fast as he could down snake way with Raditz following close at hand.